A big pile

CRAP.  Here are some of the scam emails flying around.  Which is your favourite?


Mr. Kian Bailey <info@greenlad.am>

I am Mr. Kian Bailey of Claims Department with a bank here in London, United Kingdom. I wish to notify you that you are clear to claim the total sum of Twenty Million Five Hundred thousand British pounds in the codicil and last testament of a deceased customer (Name now withheld for security reasons). Kindly Contact me for more details:

Mr. Kian Bailey

Mary Jones <jlevy@hdi.com.pe>

Attn:

I am Mrs Mary Jones a Private lender (Investor). We offer funding at the rate of 2% interest rate-we only give out business loans, company loans, home loans, 

marriage loans, medical loans, personal loans, mortgage loans e.t.c Interested person should contact me via E -mail: maryjonesloanfirm01@gmail.com

Thank You

Purchasing Manager <andrewgardner@asia.jp>

Dear Sir,

We recently visited your website and we are interested in your models, We will like to make an order from your list of products. However, we would like to see your company's latest catalogs with the; minimum order quantity, delivery time/FOB, payment terms etc. Official order placement will follow as soon as possible. 

Awaiting your prompt reply.

E-mail  andrewgardner@onet.pl

Thanks and best regards,

Andrew Gardner
Purchasing Manager